when someone says that they are a boy
then they are a fucking boy
if someone says that theyre a girl
theyre a fucking girl
if someone says theyre neither a boy or a girl
they are fucking neither
If someone says they’re both male and female
They’re fucking both.
Posting on Tumblr is like talking to your cat. You don’t know if they are listening, and you don’t know if they care, but for some reason, it still helps.
This might be the most accurate thing I’ve read ever
SO I GET HOME AND THERE’S THIS RANDOM KID ON MY COUCH AND HE’S LIKE ‘ALRIGHT MAN I DON’T WANNA HURT U JUST PUT UR STUFF DOWN AND GET ON THE GROUND I JUST WANT UR MONEY’ AND I FUCKIN ALMOST PUKED I WAS LIKE “OMG PLS NO I DON’T HAVE ANY MONEY I’M ONLY 15” THEN HE WAS LIKE “NAH MAN I’M JUST FUCKIN WITH U I’M UR BROTHER’S FRIEND HE’S IN THE SHOWER I’M JUST WAITIN FOR HIM”
#and that’s the glory of this show #its infinite capacity to have moments like this #and have them MEAN things #allow them all their emotional weight and their horror #have them be absolutely true in the moment #and then - #to show the universe has the capacity to change #to show that even the rules meant never to be broken #find themselves giving way a bit here and there #to rewrite space and time again and again #always in pursuit of the right choice; the change #there is no never in Doctor Who #there is only a search for good #across all space and time #however it can be found#The universe let him go back and gave him the choice to change the Time War #for a third and final time #to end the Time War and to end the Time Lords’ cruelties #without losing himself in the process #so - he took it #and that sort of revision isn’t a ‘disrespect’ to the show #it IS the show#it’s how the show has lasted fifty years #it’s how - even when it was canceled - dozens of writers and actors kept it alive by rewriting old stories and changing the universe completely #that’s how the Doctor was given infinite regenerations way back when in classic who #that’s how Four’s run changed the entire tenor of Who #that’s how Russel T Davies resurrected the show - by burning all its old trappings and giving it a new face #and that’s how Moffat is continuing the show - by taking the revived corpus and creating more room for change #for heaven’s sake the central conceit of the show is that every time something irrevocably horrible happens #the Doctor gets a new body #and everything that came before is pushed aside and selectively forgotten and reinterpreted and pulled up with nuances that were never there before #and in the center of that change is always humanity #in all its forms - alien and otherwise #just #without revision Doctor Who would be nothing but another mediocre scifi that hits some nice emotional points but never really means anything in the long run #without revision Doctor Who would have ended when One closed his eyes all those years ago (neverfeedthesarcophagi)
I’ve been wanting to make one of these forever but I never got around to it, so here it is! Was originally just going to add T-shirts but I realized I have like 2 copies of Sherlock Holmes, and there are so many cute Doctor Who things so.
AHAHAHAHAH LETS GO
- LIKES DO COUNT HOLY SHIT
- Reblog as many times as you’d like. (1 Reblog = 1 Entry)
- You do not have to be following me. HOWEVER, if you are, one reblog will count for five and you’ll be one of my favorites. HELL YEAH GUYS
- I will contact you via ask box, so please keep it open!
- Please don’t delete any parts of the text.
- I will ship anywhere in the world! WOOH
- I’ll be using Random.org to select a winner.
- Contest ends Wednesday, January 1st.
- Winner receives one of the following T-shirts. You choose the size. They’re actually really nice, and I wasn’t expecting them to be. So props to UnicornEmpirePrints! (x)
- The Complete Sherlock Holmes: Volumes 1 & 2. Both are hardback copies. THEY ARE SUPER NICE
- A Tardis necklace THATS COOL
- A choice between 3 Sherlock buttons, 3 Doctor Who buttons, OR 3 Supernatural buttons. (x)
- Winner receives one of the T-shirts. You choose the size.
- Your choice between 3 Sherlock buttons, 3 Doctor Who buttons, OR 3 Supernatural buttons.
I might add something else for second place because it seems like so little!
OKAY THAT’S IT FRIENDS
Contest ends January 1st, 2014. 12:00 PM EST.
mom dad im in love with a robot
the bible says adam and eve not florence and the machine
i’m going to vomit on whoever wrote this
i’m so angry
where do i go to punch someone
Whoever wrote this shit
And they wonder why so many girls in todays world have body image issues and eating disorders when this is the view of the media? Fuck you. This woman is beautiful, and more importantly, healthy. So what if she has cellulite. I have cellulite in the same places and I’m 23. Yes, I used to not wear shorts in summer because I hated the look of them but now I want to go over them in bright yellow highlighter pen and use a sharpie to draw a big arrow that says “Scarlett Johansson has these too”. Please highlight more ways in which this woman supposedly “looks like hell” because those will be the things that most young woman can associate themselves with and comments like these are the reasons for the low self esteem of the entire female population.
Yes. I’m in a ranting mood today.
Who gave this person the right to determine who “looks like hell”?
I just installed an add-on for chrome that automatically adds mustaches to every picture where it recognizes a face and it’s the best thing I did this week.
oh my god
a public service announcement
wow i’ve never seen someone so passionate about what the primary colors are
And yet CMY are just hues of blue, red, and YELLOW (cyan and magenta are actually accomplished with warm blue+white and cool red+white). Duh. My color pallet always comes out awesome with RBY, I don’t know what this idiot’s doing wrong if their pallet brings them to tears.
"You really should try to forgive yourself. No matter what you did, you probably couldn’t have stopped it. Sometimes bad things just happen."